Baby’s First Release Day
An Internal Monologue
HEY, GUESS WHAT?
WILD BURN IS FINALLY HERE!
Wasn’t it always here, Edie?
NO, IT WAS ONLY IN MY MIND. AND MAYBE IN A FEW REVIEWERS’ HANDS. BUT MOSTLY MY MIND!
Okay. It was in your mind.
AND NOW IT’S HERE! YAAAAAAY! [KERMIT FLAIL]
Where is “here”?
THE INTERNET! THE ONLINE STORES! ON YOUR E-READERS!
You sound rather…excited.
THAT’S BECAUSE I AM!
…Perhaps a bit too excited?
DEBUT FULL-LENGTH NOVEL. THAT’S KIND OF A BIG DEAL.
But is it really worthy of all this obnoxious caps-lock squeeing?
YES. YES, IT IS.
…I think you’ll regret this level of enthusiasm later.
NO, I WON’T! CAPS LOCK FOREVAH, BITCHES!
[shakes head] Yeah, you’ll definitely regret that.
Don’t you dare say “whatevs.”
Fine. I’ll tell them where to find it. [clears throat] Everyone, you can find Wild Burn here on Amazon, here on Barnes & Noble, and here at the Samhain Publishing website. Also, you can find an excerpt from the novel here on Edie’s website, with buy links located in the upper right-hand corner of the Wild Burn page.
UGH. YOU ARE HARSHING MY BUZZ, WOMAN. IMMA GO SHARE MY “ENTHUSIASM” WITH SOMEONE WHO GETS ME. LIKE MY MOM.
WHUT. DON’T JUDGE ME.
[sigh] On that note, please go buy Wild Burn. We here in Edie’s head are going to try to shut this whole manic-excitement thing down, ASAP.
AHHHH, YOU USED ALL CAPS! I WIN!
…Aaaaand you’re done.