I was totally planning to write some sort of inspiring, reflective post on what I’ve learned. You see, this is my 500th blog post, and as someone who barely managed to scribble down more than a handful of journal entries over the course of her life, this feels like an Accomplishment. And, as with all Accomplishments, one generally wants the world to take note of said Accomplishing, in order to collect congratulations and garner admiration in a veritable embarrassment of verbal riches. But being as I am fresh out of “inspiring” and “reflective,” I’m just going to celebrate this Accomplishment with a peanut-butter sandwich.

Because that’s just how I roll.

Thank you for reading 500 posts’ worth of awkward, random, silly, honest, heartfelt, and happy on this blog. I hope nothing so much as that I continue to entertain you for another 500.